Muppets: Unemployed!

Mitt Romney Being President is two parts CEO, one part CFO, and one part get-me-a-grilled-cheese-sandwich-whenever-I-want-Paul-Ryan.

Mitt Romney Mild cheddar, of course. #WeakIntestine And cooled. #MouthBurnsEasily With a glass of water, no ice. #I'mMormon,Remember?

Mitt Romney And as the CEO, I'm gonna get the government's giant pad of pink slips. Who's first to go?

Big Bird Oh Mitt, how could you?
Mitt Romney How could I not? PBS is a hot liberal mess and everyone knows it. Fox isn't taking a government hand-out, and it has Seacrest. Never seen him on PBS.
Mitt Romney You might think EPA ... but I'm going to save that one for when I really need a pick me up. So let's start with an easy one - PBS! Sorry Grouch and Bird, I'm foreclosing on Sesame Street.